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Gubmint and How Gubmint Works

19 Jul

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Once upon a time, the government had a vast  scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, “Someone may steal  from it at night.”  So they created a night watchman  position and hired a person for the job.

Then  Congress said, “How does the watchman do his job  without instruction?” So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one  person to do time studies.

Then Congress  said, “How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks  correctly?” So they created a Quality Control department  and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write  the reports.

Then Congress said, “How are these  people going to get paid?” So They created the following  positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, Then hired two  people.

Then Congress said, “Who will be accountable  for all of these people?”

So they created an administrative  section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer,  Assistant Administrative Officer, and a  Legal Secretary.

Then Congress said, “We  have had this command in operation for one Year and we are  $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall  cost.”

So they laid off the night  watchman.

NOW slowly, let it sink  in.

Quietly, we go like sheep to  slaughter.

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Posted by on July 19, 2010 in Conservative

 

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