Help CNN With Debate Questions For Tonight’s Debate

CNN is looking for help w/ questions for the Democrat debate.

Their unbiased, crack, fair and balanced staff has come up with:

• What’s your favorite reality show?

• How cool is it to be as cool as you are?

• What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?

• When you become president, will you fly in a jet fighter?

• In your past, were you more? …or less awesome?

• Can you name a Supreme Court case?

• How many letters were in the alphabet when you were born?

• Aren’t Republicans just real meanies?

• What’s your favorite color?

Maybe that’s why they had to shorten in from 3 to 2 hours…