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Special Invitation – Democrat National Convention

26 Jan

Via e-mail…

You are cordially invited to attend Democratic Convention

Schedule

Saturday, 27 August 2016 @ 11:15 AM
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.  Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

2:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.

4:00 PM
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
Sponsored by CNN

4:15 PM
Address on “Being the Real You”
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner

4:30 PM
“How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke”
Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM
“How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!”
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM
Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Berghdal
Baltimore Looters

5:30 PM
Invitation-only Autograph Session
Souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia

5:45 PM
Tribute to All of the 57 States
Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi

6:00 PM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology “Alternative Shoppers” instead of “Looters”

7:30 PM
Announcement of VP Nominee
Chris Stevens, with a quick rebuttal and withdrawal when Hillary realizes she got him killed in Benghazi

8:30 PM
The White House “Semantics Committee” Meeting
General vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism” as “Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance”

9:00 PM
“Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you”
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams

9:15 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO
Michael Moore

9:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar – “Businesses Don’t Create Jobs”
Hillary Clinton

10:00 PM
Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.

10:30 PM
Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving of the White Flag to Afghanistan, Russia, and ISIS.

11:00 PM
Short film, “Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It’s No Big Deal”
Hosted by Hillary Clinton

11:30 PM
“How to Offend Christians While Implementing Sharia Law in America ”
“Sneaky Joe” Biden

12:00 AM
Official Nomination of Hillary
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews

Additional Breakout Sessions (All Day):

How to Turn Baby Parts into Profits: Cecile Richards
How to Boo God: Jeremiah Wright
Fundamental Islamification of America: Huma Abedin
The Proper Appreciation of Women: Bill Clinton / Bill Cosby
Paying No Taxes IS Your Fair Share: Lois Lerner

 

h/t https://polination.wordpress.com/

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3 Comments

Posted by on January 26, 2016 in Democrat, Miscellaneous

 

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3 responses to “Special Invitation – Democrat National Convention

  1. TwoLaine

    January 26, 2016 at 6:55 am

    Possible modifications or additions:

    “The Proper Appreciation of Women:” or How We Cherish Your Women:

    “Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It’s No Big Deal” or “Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server in a Colorado Bathroom While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It’s No Big Deal”

    You are going to need time to play the song “Blame it on the Video”.

    DemenTed Beck should be there to swear in the Shrill.

     
  2. TwoLaine

    January 26, 2016 at 6:57 am

    Oh, and I think they call it the Democratic National Convention. Everything now seems to have moved from Democrat to Democratic.

     
    • Fred Barnard

      March 25, 2016 at 3:12 am

      There is nothing Democratic about the Democrat Party

       

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