Category: Obama
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The Gulf Smells (Fishy)
A Conspiracy Theory on the Gulf received via E-Mail Preface. At all times during his campaign and after his election Obama is clearly against offshore drilling.His agenda is to promote Cap and Trade, a concept conceived by George Soros and strongly supported by Goldman Sachs. Another ingenious scheme by Soros to “transfer the wealth”. The […]
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Alcohol Epidemiology to Shoddy Weatherization
Here is a review of the top 100 wasteful programs of the Obama Scamulous package — the $862 Billion package enacted by the Democrats to save the American Economy. Some of the highlights: Window replacement at a closed Visitor Center Sidewalks to nowhere Restoration at least visited Parks Coked up monkeys Prepare to be outraged!
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Yahoo Calls Obama A Liar
On Yahoo News, the latest AP puff piece for Obama decries the wonders of the auto bailout for Chrysler (who went bankrupt anyway) and GM (who went bankrupt anyway) as a testament to the successes of the current Administration. “This industry is growing stronger,” Obama declared. “You are proving the naysayers wrong.” The AP wrote… […]
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Obama Administration Okays Big Bank Bonuses
For all of Obama’s posturing over the past 3 years that he is for the little-guy, surely he would stand up for the Main Street he so loves as big banks showered 1.6 Billion in “lavish compensation” on the top executives. Surely he would rake back the massive benefits package to the same company chiefs […]
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In 1986, Racism Is A-Okay
Rick Sanchez and Dan Abrams went on an on about the treatment of Shirley Sherrod by Fox News, Glenn Beck, Bill O’Reilly, and Andrew Breitbart. Paraphrased… …these scummy right-wingers should never have called on Shirley Sherrod to resign based on the heavily edited video on Breitbart’s BigGovernment.com… …even though the video was not edited by […]
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Ah, The Hot Russian Spy Is Back
Are you having problems with your ratings? Were you voted into office as an empty suit? Are you a Marxist president? Did you just fire someone without getting the truth about what they said? Do 60% of Americans hate your policies? Did you lie about Financial Reform? Did you lie about the Health Care Bill […]
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Breaking News: Apple’s Latest Offering
In an unprecedented moved, Apple has unveiled its latest marvel of technology. The device has been in beta testing at the highest levels of government since 2007 and has proven to be an invaluable tool. The gadget is simple, small, sleek and can be implanted in a tooth and be invoked as necessary during conversation, […]
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Can You Tune A Fork?
A tuning fork couldn’t help the Obama Administration’s tone deaf policy towards illegal immigration. As 2/3 of America supports the Arizona Illegal Immigration Law, as more and more states move to enact similar legislation, as Oklahoma strengthens its laws, the Obama Administration distributes a PSA to give out a hot line number — not to […]