Help CNN With Debate Questions For Tonight’s Debate

CNN is looking for help w/ questions for the Democrat debate.

Their unbiased, crack, fair and balanced staff has come up with:

• What’s your favorite reality show?

• How cool is it to be as cool as you are?

• What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?

• When you become president, will you fly in a jet fighter?

• In your past, were you more? …or less awesome?

• Can you name a Supreme Court case?

• How many letters were in the alphabet when you were born?

• Aren’t Republicans just real meanies?

• What’s your favorite color?

Maybe that’s why they had to shorten in from 3 to 2 hours…

 

12 Reasons To Vote Democrat

Via E-Mail…

When your family or friends cannot explain why they voted Democrat, give them this list. Then they can pick a reason from this “TOP 12″…

1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil company’s profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

4. I voted Democrat because I’m too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.

6. I voted Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.

8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves.

They need to break even and give the rest to the government for redistribution as they see fit.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe organization who would never get their agenda past the voters.

10.. I voted Democrat because I think that it is better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish.

11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised “HOPE AND CHANGE”.

12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my butt, it’s unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.

 

Why The Democrats Hate The Rich

Historically, the Republicans have been viewed as rich Phat Kats with $1200.00 suits, canes and monocles.  And the hippie Democrats of the 60’s were taught to hate them and their power.  Flower power baby!

But, some how, some way, the DNC has had plenty of money to win elections and hold Congress and the Presidency for many years over the last few decades.  That money must have come from somewhere, and it didn’t come out of the pot-smoke-filled rooms where the hippies make love – not war.  Somebody RICH must be giving to the Democrats.

Why do Democrats hate rich people?  Well, let’s take a look at the folks writing the big checks to the Democrat Party and their candidates:

• Unions:  There haven’t been any problems w/ unions over the past 50 years.  Andy Stern and Richard Trumka are the Jimmy Hoffa of today.  Historical corruption of the unions is well known and rampant today!
• Hollywood: With the psyches devoid of responsibility and decency, many of the Hollywood elite (think Lindsay Lohan and Kanye West) are an embarrassment to the country, their families, and their craft.
• Real Estate:  Plenty of shady Real Estate dealings over the past 40 years culminating in the corrupt usage of Eminent Domain to run citizens out of their homes to build the latest strip mall.
• Wall Street: The myth that Wall Street Phat Kats are in bed with the Republicans continues to be touted by the DNC.  61% and 64% of Wall Street donations went to Democrats in 2004 and 2008.  Who’s in bed w/ Wall Street?
• George Soros:  The man that brought down the British Pound has giving millions of his billions to the Democrats to advance his and their liberal / progressive agenda
• And with $168,000,000+ given to Democrats in 2004 and 2008, the Lawyers/Law Firms top the list of donors to the DNC

These are the groups, the people, the lobbyists with whom the Democrats interact.  These are the ‘evil rich people’ who avail themselves to the Democrat circles.

Democrats lawmakers must sit back and see these rich people — their corruption, their elitism, their vacuous nature — and assume all rich people are just as bad.

If these rich people are that corrupt, so must all the rest!

SOAK THE RICH!!  HATE THE RICH!!

No wonder the Democrats hate the rich!

 

A Short Spelling Lesson

Received via e-mail…

A Short Spelling Lesson :

• The last four letters in American……….I Can
• The last four letters in Republican……..I Can
• The last four letters in Democrats………Rats

End of lesson. Test to follow in November.

Remember, November is to be set aside as rodent extermination month.

 

It’s A Democrat! What Else Would You Expect?

Ed Martin, regarding your e-mail mentioning Robin Carnahan’s sudden Fiscal Conservative Pose… …folks, she’s a Democrat.  Democrats tax and spend! Period.  They always have; they always will.  Obama AND McCaskill ran as moderates.  They have taxed and spent us from $9T in debt to $13T in debt in 18 short months.  To my Democrat friends, don’t buy this crap.

Vote for REAL fiscal Conservatives and hold their feet to the fire!!  I plan to be harder on Republicans running as Fiscal Conservatives than we ever were on Democrats.

1. Repeal 16
2. Repeal 17
3. Repeal parts of 14
4. Balanced Budget / Consumption Tax Amendment
5. America is back on track…

 

Uncle Sam Tag-Team

Our friends at T-Shirt Hell have come up with a great new T-Shirt that sums up the last 30 years of Republican and Democrat policy and the result of America’s apathy.

Yeah, their stuff is not-for-prime-time, but this one just sums up how much we have been screwed, how much our children have been screwed, our grandchildren, and so on.