Tag: Joke
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The Congressman On The Airplane
Received via E-Mail: A congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total…
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The Economy Is So Bad…
Received Via E-mail… . The Economy is so bad… Jury Duty is now considered a good-paying job. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. African television stations are now showing ‘Sponsor an American Child’ commercials! Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries. I ordered a burger at McDonald’s…