the not logical party

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Logical	Not Logical
Working 40 Hours Per Week at something	Not Working 40 Hours Per Week at something
If you want to get ahead, do MORE than Workin40	Work less than 50 and expect to get rich
Not spray-painting other people’s buildings	Spray-painting other people’s buildings
Letting people keep their own money	Using threat of imprisonment to take mine (my labor) and give it to someone who isn’t Workin40
Pro-Life	Pro-Abortion
Exercising	Couch-surfing
Safe Alcohol Use	Drunk Driving
Abstinence	Drug Use
Caring	Killing People
Helping	Taking
PUYOS (Pick Up Your Own Shit)	Not PUYOS
The Right Thing	The Wrong Thing
Church	Evil
Safe Gun Usage	Unprotected Females (think Lara Logan)
Life For Pedophiles / No Parole / Out of the game	Free The Pedophiles
WHATEVER IT TAKES, DON’T GET PREGNANT!	Unprotected Sex
SLASHING SPENDING	Confiscatory Taxation
Prisoners Workin40	Jail cable TV and weight rooms
Prisoners books/newspapers	Prisoners internet
Fair Competition	Trophy Generation
Lowest Possible Level of Regulation	Regulations for where the Men’s Room sign must appear
Worldwide clean water	Not Worldwide clean water
Again, Workin40	Not Workin40
Private Sector Investment Bankers	Taxpayer Funded Government Investment Bankers
Recycling	Not PUYOS.org
Further taxation is enslavement	Government Dole
A clean shaven face	Other
Consumption Tax	Income Tax
Equal Distribution of Taxation	Tax Credit
Smaller Government	Bigger Government
If you’re on the government dole, you’re Workin40	Not Working40
Thanking the Creator	Satan worship
Tea Party Methods	Occupy Wall Street Methods
Church Usage of the State Houses	KKK
Sex with one person at a time; STD check between	Multiple partners
Free and Secure Elections / Voter Id	Voter Suppression / Election Fraud / Voter Intimidation
Legal Immigration	Illegal Immigration
Entities that seem to be working on this side Conservative Republicans Tea Party Libertarians Conservatives Church	Entities that seem to be working on this side Establishment GOP Democrats Liberals Progressives KKK CPUSA Not-ACORN-ACORN SEIU Criminals CWA NEA DEA FCC DOE The White House Federal Reserve Medicare / Medicaid Fannie / Freddie Et al
All Local, State, Federal, ALL elected officials earn the AVERAGE American Wage / Benefits	Fed Governors earning $450,000
Free Market	Picking winners and losers
Blue Ribbon / Red Ribbon / White Ribbon	Participation Certificates
Spending Less Than Tax Revenues	Bush $1.6B/day deficit spendingObama $5B/day deficit spending
The Spending Is The Problem	Not Enough Taxes / Revenues
Phrases like “Tax Cuts”	Phrases like “Tax Expenditures”
WHAT THE TEA PARTY IS AND WILL WORK FOR	What will you work for?
The Logical Party	The Not Logical Party

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